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| North Powder is the town of all towns. It is huge! There are a lot of things going on at the middle school, like the exhibit fair....etc... (BUT WHO CARES) | |||||||||||||||||
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I hate the cowboys so much, so send me lots of stuff regarding the idiots!!! Send me jokes, and other crap making fun of those druggies. | ||||||||||||||||
| Is it my fault cowboys suck? No, it is the marijuana leaf's fault. Here are some of the more popular bashes.... | |||||||||||||||||
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One night a lady from dallas called 911. The operator answered and asked what the problem was. She said some guy had broken into her house and intended to rape her. The operator who was really busy said, "just get his jersey number and we will get back to you." -------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear that the cowboys are petitioning for an alternate color markings for the football field? They had trouble passing up all those white lines. ----------------------------------------------------------- One day a reporter was walking by a park when he saw a rabid dog attack a kid. His friend instinctivly grabbed a stick and beat it with the stick in the back of the head. The reporter rushes over and says,"wow, I can see the headlines, Packers Fan Saves Friend." "But I am not a Packers Fan" "fine, 49ers fan kills rabid dog to save friend." "but I am not a 49ers fan" Finally the reporter is baffled and says, "who are you a fan of? He says, "iam a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, Americas Team." The next day the headlines read, "Redneck Punk Brutally Slays Family Pet" | ||||||||||||||||
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Cowboys suck....need I say more????? | ||||||||||||||||
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